February 2012
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Is self-medicating mental illness with weed a good... →
‘When I’m aboard the crazy train, I either want to fuck something or kill something. I feel like a wild animal. I want to stick my teeth in something living, feel it wriggle and die, rip the meat off with my bare hand and suck on the bones.’
well done vice for actually managing to produce a coherent, interesting and relevant article! i’m proud. in all seriousness however...
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A man is a dick is a man is a dick is a chicken......
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When you don’t have many friends and you don’t have a social life you’re kind of...
– Tim Burton
ilovejigglypuffs:
I really need to stop making my vagina sing britney spears in the mirror and get ready
BUT I DON’T WANNA :(
this is sapphire everyone!
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also
i am aware that it is pancake day
and i also know what a pancake looks like
so stop taking fucking photos of your pancakes and putting them on facebook. eat your pancake before it gets cold you fucking idiot what is wrong with you
i spend the majority of my life in the bath, quietly floating about trying not to be a loony. nothing new you may say, but alas the experience has now been enhanced with a little inflatable pink vinyl sea shell shaped pillow. eeee :) the lack of adequate punctuation in that sentence makes me feel vaguely ill but there were a lot of words and i got scared and it sounds better all squished...
Anonymous asked: last 3 people you had sex/did stuff with
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In the Playground
In the playground at the back of our house there have been some changes: They said: the climbing frame’s not safe So they sawed it down. They said: the paddling pool’s not safe so they drained it dry. They said: the see-saw’s not safe so they took it away. They said: the playground’s not safe so they locked it up. sawn down drained dry taken away fenced in...
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when your boyfriend lies down and pulls a sexual pose, complete with double chin face and stomach hair out, and says ‘paint me like one of your french girls’ to your gay artist sister.. hahaha