I like shit music and porn
Posted on 20th Oct at 3:40 PM, with 1 note

i’m deleting huge chunks of stuff off my laptop and bizarrely found a BPhil thesis in my downloads belonging to a dude i slept with once.  he is v intellectually gifted but his writing is kinda crummy and BREAKING NEWS he just used moreover twice in a row and put AN EXCLAMATION MARK IN A FOOTNOTE?! :(( C’MON DUDE get ur shit 2gether 

Posted on 9th Oct at 2:31 PM, with 130,775 notes
love @ first swipe 
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love @ first swipe 

Posted on 5th Oct at 12:58 PM, with 2 notes

in the middle of august i bought a winter coat from monoprix in cannes and given how fucking cold it is today i am v happy with what i previously regarded as another of my idiotic life choices

Posted on 29th Sep at 5:11 PM, with 1 note
my amazon basket keenly awaits pay day 
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my amazon basket keenly awaits pay day 

Posted on 18th Sep at 2:32 PM, with 1 note
Anonymous asked: Thoughts on MMF threesomes?


dick x 2

feelin super hot n adored


dick x 2 

100% more likely to get cum in your eye

urinary tract infections 

awkward conversations with flatmates

..sore orifices  

Posted on 18th Sep at 2:19 PM, with 2 notes

hey ask me shit im bored n wanna talk 222222222222222 uuuuuuuuu

Posted on 16th Sep at 4:09 PM, with 1 note

i want to spend the rest of my life in the mediterranean sea 

Tagged: #agay, #cote d'azur,
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